we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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