He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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