i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How does one acquire holy water?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize