we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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