it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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