Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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