i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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