I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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