Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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