Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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