When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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