where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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