My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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