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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
