Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
my poor anus
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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