8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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