Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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