Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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