fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have feelings that need drinking.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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