i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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