and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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