What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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