ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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