I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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