I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Pooping to opera.
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