ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I didn't notice because vodka
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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