All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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