Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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