Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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