Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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