I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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