I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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