Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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