Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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