for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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