if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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