we're chasing vodka with high fives
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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