OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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