I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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