Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
if only i could text you this smell
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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