So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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