i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
