No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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