he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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