1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
