how can u be prego again
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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