just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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