Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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