You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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