Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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