4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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