It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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