So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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