Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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